thats not what yo mama said last night
or the night before that. or any night. as a matter of fact i have not yet had the privilege of meeting your mother but i am sure she is very nice
Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
What do you mean did?
life is just a cycle of three emotions
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on